I cracked up when the decorator toured my house, turned to me said, "Well, I'm so glad you called me!" Hahahahaha! Operation Less Brown Stuff has begun.
Sarah (looking at the Polaris in the bottom of the pool): What's that?
Me: It's a robot . . . It's Robot Rex. Right, Andrew?
Andrew: No.
Me: Is it . . . Robot Rufus?
Andrew: No.
Me: Well then who is it?
Andrew: It's the vacuum that cleans the pool, Mom.
would like to be taller. My kids keep stealing my kitchen stool and I can't reach anything without it. Guess I'll just have to move the Malibu and m&m's to a lower shelf.
cleaning up the back porch and really wishing there was less dirt out here in the desert . . .
Too bad we don't live in Austin. I could have the kids' birthday parties at the Thirsty Planet Brewery . . . It might be kind of hot in there, though. Wonder if they'd let us move the Bounce House inside, into the bar room. LOL! (Just kidding!!! Beer doesn't go well with cake.)