Dinner Exhibit

So we're at Dinosaur World and there are all these life-size replicas of dinos . . . and three giraffes. Whaaatt? Is that the "dinner" exhibit? Summer 2011 Like · · Share · August 4, 2011 at 12:21pm via mobile Elaine Dittmer, Keyvan Neal and Laura Walker like this. Keyvan Neal Maybe they're from the Giraffic Period. August 4, 2011 at 1:41pm · Like · 1 Elaine Dittmer They had them left over from something else if this is in El Paso.. Trust me. OR maybe they think giraffes ARE dinosaurs? August 4, 2011 at 3:13pm · Like

Burrowing Point

I've been resisting the temptation to post about the heat, but we're on our 3rd day in DFW, where it's 108 in the shade and the "breeze" feels like car exhaust. I've reached my burrowing point. Like · · August 4, 2011 at 4:58pm Alea Pena likes this. Alea Pena You should really write a book of Andrewisms! You're so clever! I'd like to think your junior and senior English teacher had something to do with that! :-) August 4, 2011 at 5:20pm · Like Cindy Childress She was a pretty awesome teacher. August 4, 2011 at 5:31pm · Like Alea Pena Aww...Cindy you're still just as sweet as always. I returned to teaching full-time last year. I'm switching to 5th grade math this year...whole new territory for me, but I'm excited. I taught first grade last year...also uncharted territory! August 4, 2011 at 5:59pm · Like Jennifer Gibson Eager yikes! August 4, 2011 at 6:39pm · Like Cindy Childress Wow, you are one brave woman!! August 4, 2011 at 7:18pm · Like

Taking A to see Sea Rex on IMAX and the Chinosaurs exhibit. Woo hoo! — at Museum of Nature & Science. Like · · August 3, 2011 at 11:20am in Dallas, TX Elaine Dittmer and Lester Lawler like this. Elaine Dittmer a boy and his loves! August 3, 2011 at 12:39pm · Like

TMI

In the store: Me: Andrew, do you need to potty? Andrew: No no no no. Me: You keep grabbin' yourself. We're gonna go to the potty before we get in the car. Andrew (at full volume): NO! I'm grabbing my nuts because they're itchy!! The Cashier (in a fantastic mid-western accent): Oooo, well, that's just too much infermayshun. hahahaha! Like · · August 2, 2011 at 2:09pm LeAnne Stevenson Torzala, Lisa Anselmo, Elaine Dittmer and 4 others like this. Kim Cordell Harris lol lol lol August 2, 2011 at 2:21pm · Like Elaine Dittmer well at about 5 they start hanging on for dear life, the onset of the possibility of losing 'the boys'. August 2, 2011 at 3:52pm · Like Claudia Holguin-Sossen I think you made soda come out my nose....that was hilarious! August 2, 2011 at 6:37pm · Like Charlene Schultz-Miles We took all the kids to the yogurt place yesterday and miles the 3year old yelled loudly Mom I got a poop Mom iota go poop louder mom I got a go poop! August 2, 2011 at 7:09pm · Like

A: I like to wear clothes girls don't respect. Grandma: why? A: so they don't take them. Summer 2011 Like · · Share · August 1, 2011 at 7:07am via mobile Elaine Dittmer, Patricia PA Frey, Tim Everheart and 3 others like this. Patricia PA Frey Genius! August 1, 2011 at 9:54am · Like Elaine Dittmer he's amazing August 1, 2011 at 10:59am · Like Kate Edwards Spinner That shirt would get mad respect here at our house. Lily LOVES Star Wars. lol August 2, 2011 at 6:24am · Like

While Andrew was picking out his clothes this morning, he told his grandma, "I like to wear clothes that girls don't respect." Grandma said, "Why?" Andrew said, in a Duh tone of voice, "So they don't take them." Like · · August 1, 2011 at 7:15am via mobile Lester Lawler, Elaine Dittmer, Patricia PA Frey and 3 others like this. Kirsten Ahmann DiDonna HAHAHAHA August 1, 2011 at 8:49am · Like Elaine Dittmer did he really use the term 'respect"? August 1, 2011 at 12:28pm · Like

Is certain that my Stampin' Up catalogue is a cornucopia of creative potential and mechanical utility. Not only is full of supercute stamps and embellishments for paper crafts, but it can also be wedged into a tight space to unjam a minivan door that is, inconveniently, jammed in the open position. On a road trip. Like · · August 1, 2011 at 7:41pm via mobile Elaine Dittmer and Patricia PA Frey like this. Patricia PA Frey A new reason to help Dave understand your need for such crafty embellishments. It helps unjam a door, Dave! August 1, 2011 at 8:08pm · Like Elaine Dittmer Just the word 'crafts' gives me 'the pip'. August 2, 2011 at 2:04pm · Like

We were sitting by the pool and Andrew looked at my Dos Equis bottle and said, "Mom. Your bottle is spinning." I said the only thing I could think of, which was, "It's spinning? . . . have you been drinking it?"

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• Elaine Dittmer, Lisa Anselmo and Jennifer Ryter Welsch like this.
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    Lisa Anselmo When I read that I thought the same thing.

    July 31, 2011 at 1:35pm · 
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    Keyvan Neal Stay thirsty my friends! :)

    July 31, 2011 at 1:50pm · 
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    Elaine Dittmer mmmmmmm

    July 31, 2011 at 3:10pm ·