Sock Alien

Placed a bid on this at the school fundraiser. Pretty sure I'm takin' it home, y'all. Sock Alien!! Like · · Share · October 14, 2011 at 9:54pm via mobile Dennis Pabis, Alessandra Ziek Beavers, Jennifer Gibson Eager and 2 others like this. Patricia PA Frey So you. October 14, 2011 at 10:32pm · Like Hollie Wood Blair Maybe you can find a Copernicus to keep him company :) October 14, 2011 at 11:00pm · Like Kirsten Ahmann DiDonna I kept wondering who had bid on him.......and now I have my answer. Your excitement at checkout was priceless. October 14, 2011 at 11:27pm · Like Sue Ann Andrews He *is* so me and I was totally stoked when he was presented to me at checkout! Hahahaha! Hollie, he definitely needs a taxidermied comrade with a leprous snout who probably smells like Syphilis. I'm putting it on my wish list. October 15, 2011 at 12:54pm · Like · 1 Pamela Schultz Oh I just love you so much. Missing you because you are my sweet, crazy, beautiful daughter. Kissis and hugs to you. October 15, 2011 at 4:43pm · Like

Universe Askew

If the universe seems slightly warped and askew today, it's probably because the Patterson children actually got to school on time this morning. In fact--wait, hold on to the nearest stationary object--we had to wait for the school to unlock the doors! Like · · October 13, 2011 at 8:55am Elaine Dittmer and Kim Shannon Inman like this. Corby Bollweg Keenan Lauging! You know you miss your partner in crime running late getting the kids to school! October 13, 2011 at 9:28am · Like Tracey Bronnenberg Manuel You must have had an early errand to run and thus had to get them there on time??? October 13, 2011 at 1:48pm · Like Pamela Schultz Oh no! You broke your perfect record. LOL October 13, 2011 at 3:45pm · Like Hollie Wood Blair Shut up! Really? Lol October 13, 2011 at 8:29pm · Like

If you wanna get cut

So, the next time you're at Sam's and you spot a distressed, disheveled woman canvassing the parking lot, obviously having misplaced her vehicle, with a cranky 4-year-old in tow, and a basket that so full she can barely push it . . . Go ahead and laugh. If you want to get cut. Like · · October 12, 2011 at 5:00pm Pamela Schultz, Elaine Dittmer and 2 others like this. Elaine Dittmer ahhh, the lost vehicle. I need to put a huge flag or something. Both our cars are silver (grey) Hondas, every other car looks like mine. October 12, 2011 at 6:03pm · Like Pamela Schultz Today I was so tired after finishing my tests I walked around the parking lot for about 5 min looking for my truck. Never found it because I was in the jeep. October 12, 2011 at 6:23pm · Like · 2 Charlene Schultz-Miles My Momma would always put a paper cup on her antenna and she could find her car no problem! October 12, 2011 at 7:47pm · Like · 1 Jennifer Gibson Eager Dang... You saw me :) October 12, 2011 at 9:00pm · Like Elaine Dittmer Darn cars don't have antennas now! Just my luck. October 13, 2011 at 7:31am · Like Charlene Schultz-Miles Oh you are right Elaine no antennas on the newer cars ! October 13, 2011 at 10:52am · Li

reach hearts

Maya Angelou The desire to reach the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise and most possible. Like · · Share · October 11, 2011 at 1:46pm Pamela Schultz and Elaine Dittmer like this.

I am not your father

Hahahahaha! I Felt A Great Disturbance In The Force, As If Millions Of Sperm Suddenly Cried Out In Terror. www.damnlol.com

shrink wrap

I'm shrink-wrapping gift baskets for the school's fundraiser and I've just figured out the deep, dark secret about shrink-wrap: it was created by Satan. Thank you to my wonderful husband for rescuing me from Shrink Wrap Hell. It was about to get ugly, and I don't think baskets wrapped in Glad Saran Wrap or Hefty Kitchen bags would fetch any good bids. Like · · October 10, 2011 at 10:00am Elaine Dittmer, Patricia PA Frey and Keyvan Neal like this. Laura Walker It would teach the buyer to look on the inside because the outside doesn't always paint the right picture. :-) October 10, 2011 at 10:39am · Like Elaine Dittmer Listen, you need some one to pull you back from the brink. October 10, 2011 at 2:40pm · Like