"doing dishes"

this is the sound of "doing laundry": "Huh? No, I'm not facebooking! I'm doing laundry!!" . . . sounds uncannily similar to "doing dishes," don't you think? Like · · June 17, 2011 at 4:03pm Elaine Dittmer and Keyvan Neal like this. Elaine Dittmer Yep, and if BOTH machines are running, or preferably THREE, washer, dryer and dishwasher, it may drown out the giggle giggle clickety click sound. June 18, 2011 at 8:43am · Like

Gnomio and Juliet

Watching Gnomio and Juliet. So funny!! Red Gnome Patriarch: I don't like what you're incinerating! Blue Gnome Matriarch: The correct word is "insinuating" you illiterate! Red Patriarch: I am NOT illiterate, my parents were married! Me: Hahahahaha! Sarah: looking at me with a blank stare. Me: Oh, yea. I'm the only person in the room over 4 years old. Like · · June 17, 2011 at 7:58pm Jennifer Gibson Eager, Jean Castillo and Elaine Dittmer like this. Lisa Anselmo I liked that movie. It was good! June 17, 2011 at 8:03pm · Like Ashley Derrington makenzie LOVESSSSS that movie! it is pretty cute! June 17, 2011 at 8:07pm · Like Patricia PA Frey ‎"It's okay-a, I'm okay-a" LOL! June 17, 2011 at 8:10pm · Like Elaine Dittmer We learn to love some kids movies that we would NEVER had seen without kids. YAY KIDS. June 18, 2011 at 8:41am · Like

Punch marathon

Wow! We did the Funtastic Punch marathon today. Started at 11:30 with an awesome playdate, stayed the course for the in-between hour (so-called downtime), and rounded out the day with a super-fun birthday party that lasted until 7:30. Eight hours at Punch . . . we're finally home, the kids are still going strong, I'm . . . well . . . did I mention fermented grape juice? Like · · June 16, 2011 at 8:36pm Elaine Dittmer likes this. Sue Ann Andrews LOL! We had a wonderful day! I'm going to miss you, L (sniff sniff) and Happy Birthday L-man! June 16, 2011 at 8:54pm · Like Jennifer Gibson Eager Wow. Talk about strength and endurance! My two crabbies were done at three! June 17, 2011 at 6:44am · Like

Thank you, thank you for taking pics. I swear I did have my camera in the car, but when I saw you packing, I immediately left that job up to the professional. Also- thanks for holding tables too, oh, and for helping me set up....wow....what would I have done without you today!? Like · · See Friendship · June 16, 2011 at 9:49pm · Sue Ann Andrews Sue Ann Andrews LOL! You're welcome, it was fun! Aren't you glad the kids and I camped out at Punch all day? I was trying to be cool like all those people who waited around all day for the Rush concert to start . . . I don't know about "professional" but I have learned that, after I take a picture, I should look at the image, screw up my face, and then press some buttons on the camera. It looks impressive. :) June 17, 2011 at 9:48am · Like Kirsten Ahmann DiDonna lol June 17, 2011 at 9:50am · Like

go the **** to sleep

Dennis Pabis Here's a nice bedtime book to add to your library. Go the F**k to Sleep - read by Samuel L. Jackson www.youtube.com Audio book read by Samuel L. Jackson of the children's book Go the F**k to Sleep, by Adam Mansbach, with illustrations by Ricardo Cortés. Enjoy. Like · · Share · See Friendship · June 15, 2011 at 5:03pm · Claudia Holguin-Sossen and Elaine Dittmer like this. Sue Ann Andrews LOL! I've heard of the book, but would love to hear an audio version read by the star of the beloved children's classics Pulp Fiction and Snakes on a Plane. I gotta have that! Hahaha! June 15, 2011 at 5:11pm · Like Elaine Dittmer gotta love SLJ. June 15, 2011 at 8:04pm · Like Sue Ann Andrews Bwhahahahha! I finally got a chance to listen to this, Dennis (now that my kids are *finally* sleeping). Hilarious! Dave said all my laughing was keeping Sarah awake. :D June 15, 2011 at 9:33pm · Like

smoke

Am I the only one who can smell the smoke from the fires in Arizona? Initially, I thought someone was cooking some serious burgers, but the smell seems to be following me. And I seem to quite hungry. Like · · June 15, 2011 at 5:23pm Elaine Dittmer likes this. Mike's Blue Heaven ‎"Can't you smell that smell? " It seemed stronger yesterday at this time June 15, 2011 at 6:53pm · Like Elaine Dittmer mmmmmm, I don't notice it here in NC. June 15, 2011 at 8:02pm · Like

I'm finished with this argue

Tonight's discussion/plea for Andrew to eat his dinner ended with Andrew yelling out "I don't like lasagna! I'm finished with this argue!!" Like · · June 15, 2011 at 7:44pm Cindy Childress, Elaine Dittmer and Alea Pena like this. Elaine Dittmer omg lasagna is a basic, like chicken nuggets and french fries. June 15, 2011 at 8:02pm · Like Lester Lawler let him go to bed hungry. June 16, 2011 at 12:11am · Like

hair on my face

I was trying to explain to Andrew that boy lions have hair around their faces, but girl lions don't. As an analogy, I said, "You know, like how Daddy has hair on his face, but I don't have any." He said, "I don't have hair on MY face." I said, "I know, but someday when you grow into a big man, you'll have hair on your face, too." He paused a long time with a very pensive expression and said, "That's disgusting." Like · · June 14, 2011 at 9:55am Melanie Palmer Mims, Jennifer Gibson Eager, Elaine Dittmer and 8 others like this. D'Anne Gorman Fodor Sofia had the same reaction when told about her future breasts. June 14, 2011 at 10:56am · Like Sue Ann Andrews LOL! I had the same reaction when I pregnant and learned about my future breasts. :) June 14, 2011 at 3:52pm · Like Elaine Dittmer yeah the entire concept of bodily changes for adulthood is disgusting to a kid. June 14, 2011 at 7:07pm · Like Paige Farrell You guys are hilarious! It's like watching Comedy Central! I now look forward to Facebook for a great laugh! Keep it comin' June 15, 2011 at 10:21am · Like

moscato

Just found out moscato wine only has half the amount of calories I thought it did. "Yes, I'll have another, thank you." Like · · June 14, 2011 at 8:19pm Elaine Dittmer, Benjamin L. Richards, Christina Hickson and 3 others like this. Tabbatha Costanza Konen Just had Moscato for the first time on Sunday. Wasn't too bad. Good to know it's half the calories!! June 14, 2011 at 8:20pm · Like Kate Edwards Spinner I love my reisling but recently I found I love moscato too. Glad to hear it's low cal. June 14, 2011 at 8:24pm · Like Patricia PA Frey I will be outside tonight if you are in the neighborhood. HAHAHA! June 14, 2011 at 8:24pm · Like Christina Hickson My boyfriends favorite;) June 14, 2011 at 8:26pm · Like Jeffrey Irwin Suggs We like the moscato by barefoot been drinkn it for coulpe years it great June 14, 2011 at 10:19pm · Like Paige Farrell Didn't know that either - always great when things go my way! And yes, Barefoot's version is my favorite too, have tried others, but not near as good! June 15, 2011 at 10:22am · Like Sue Ann Andrews ‎"We" like Barefoot, too. That's the brand I looked up. There's a brand at Sam's that's also very good--Terra something or other. I don't know the exact name, I just drink it. LOL! June 15, 2011 at 12:38pm · Like Elaine Dittmer pour me another, too June 15, 2011 at 8:00pm · Like

funny books on the elliptical

No more funny books while on the elliptical. I was laughing so hard this morning, I was doubled over and had to remove my hands from those arm levers . . . which are coupled with the feet thingy-ma-bobs. So, since I was going too fast and laughing too hard to stop my feet, the arm levers kept moving, too . . . and hitting me in the head while I was hunched over, laughing hysterically. Like · · June 13, 2011 at 2:22pm Eliz Wiggins, Cindy Childress, D'Anne Gorman Fodor and 2 others like this. Hollye Denise Anderson Lol What were you reading? June 13, 2011 at 2:33pm · Like Kim Cordell Harris lmao -- please set up your video camera next time! :-) June 13, 2011 at 2:38pm · Like Pamela Schultz I remember when you learned the word multifaceted. You informed me that means to be able to do several things at one time. Hmmmmm. Love you. June 13, 2011 at 3:32pm · Like Jennifer Gibson Eager I might have a spare copy of "War and Peace" somewhere.... June 13, 2011 at 3:42pm · Like Patricia PA Frey BAHAHAHAHAHA! June 13, 2011 at 4:07pm · Like Hollie Wood Blair David Sedaris? I love his books :-) June 13, 2011 at 4:09pm · Like Sue Ann Andrews I was reading a book called, "You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning" by Celia Rivenbark. Although David Sedaris is definitely worth getting hit in the head about 5 times. :) June 13, 2011 at 4:54pm · Like · 1 Hollie Wood Blair Sounds like a good book! June 13, 2011 at 6:48pm · Like Jack Taylor Sounds perfectly YourTubable! June 14, 2011 at 8:08am · Like

loves it that my daughter is motivated enough to empty her own "pan" when she finishes using her little princess potty. Loves it less when I discover her little friends in my bathroom sink. Like · · June 13, 2011 at 7:11pm Eliz Wiggins, Jack Taylor and 2 others like this. Lisa Anselmo LMAO! June 13, 2011 at 7:21pm · Like Lisa Anselmo Ariel love this one. June 13, 2011 at 7:24pm · Like Patricia PA Frey AH!!!! LOL! June 13, 2011 at 7:33pm · Like Dennis Pabis Ewwww. Okay, that's it...no kiddos for me. June 13, 2011 at 9:25pm · Like Sue Ann Andrews Oh, Dennis, that's the least of it ... :) June 13, 2011 at 9:29pm · Like Priti Shah EWWW! Ok, I have 3 of my own but that grossed me out! I've had to deal with poop in the bathtub....well actually I start screaming for Milan so he can deal with it!!!! June 14, 2011 at 8:26am · Like

welcome to sonic

"Welcome to Sonic. May I take your order?" hahahahaha! pic Summer 2011 Like · · Share · June 12, 2011 at 7:30pm via mobile Elaine Dittmer and Cindy Childress like this. Jennifer Gibson Eager bah ha ha! Is that for real?? Which part of the ghetto were you in? June 12, 2011 at 8:24pm · Like Sue Ann Andrews I was in your neighborhood! Across from FHS. LOL! Someone had a rough night, and probably a rougher morning. June 12, 2011 at 8:26pm · Like Jennifer Gibson Eager lol. Yup...that's how we roll :) It looks like someone set fire to it! June 12, 2011 at 8:27pm · Like Patricia PA Frey Modern Art Masterpiece for a hicks front yard! hehe June 12, 2011 at 11:39pm · Like