Dance on the table

It's a cold, windy day at Granny's house. So let's dance on the table. Like · · Share · November 26, 2011 at 12:46pm near Wichita Falls, TX Elaine Dittmer and Laura Walker like this.

Falling down

FYI: If you're walking briskly to refill your drink and make a hard right turn to avoid the yellow object you subconsciously register in your periphery (which, btw, is a sign that reads, "Caution: Wet Floor") AND you're wearing slippery-heeled boots, well you might just fall on your @$$ and hit your head on the tile floor while simultaneously emitting an alarming guttural sound. In front of a dining room full of people. Your cup careening across the floor. Leaving a trail of ice like a drunk comet. If that happens to you, just start laughing to diffuse the tension in the room. Well, unless you're unconscious. Or mortally wounded. I'm just sayin'. Like · · November 25, 2011 at 6:11pm near Wichita Falls, TX Rhonda Williams, Elaine Dittmer, Jennifer Gibson Eager and 4 others like this. Debbie Cook I thought u were going to see the trains!? Hope ur ok!! November 25, 2011 at 6:58pm · Like Jennifer Gibson Eager You might be my coolest friend ;) November 25, 2011 at 8:05pm · Unlike · 1 Sue Ann Andrews No, Deb, it was at Braums today at lunch. Did you notice I was kind of quiet for a while after you guys got back to the house? Headache! I'm ok, though. :) November 25, 2011 at 8:59pm · Like Kirsten Ahmann DiDonna Noooooo! (insert snort laugh) are you okay?? (hiccup, giggle). No seriously, are you ok? November 25, 2011 at 9:04pm · Unlike · 1 Elaine Dittmer Oh dear, why does it seem sooooo funny! The part I hate is when everyone comes to help you up and is sooo concerned. November 26, 2011 at 8:05am · Like Sue Ann Andrews Yes, Kirsten, I'm ok. I'm a little sore today, but I should have expected that since I attacked the floor with such vigor. hahaha! November 26, 2011 at 10:20am · Like Sue Ann Andrews Elaine, except for my gallant husband, no one came to help me up. Not even the employees. They totally should have offered me an ice pack for my head and some free ice cream. Mint chocolate chip. With one of those pretty pink spoons. That would have been awesome. November 26, 2011 at 10:34am · Like · 1

Thanksgiving Turkey

So, we're sitting down to eat our Thanksgiving Feast and, during the brief silence that ensures as everyone digs in, Andrew shouts, "Hey Guys, somebody killed this turkey!" Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Like · · November 24, 2011 at 4:27pm near Wichita Falls, TX Renae Neves Keeton, Lester Lawler, Patricia PA Frey and 2 others like this. Sue Ann Andrews ‎*ensues* November 24, 2011 at 4:31pm · Like Elaine Dittmer yep, Andrew is THE MAN! November 24, 2011 at 5:22pm · Like

FYI: If you're walking briskly to refill your drink and make a hard right turn to avoid the yellow object you subconsciously register in your periphery (which, btw, is a sign that reads, "Caution: Wet Floor") AND you're wearing slippery-heeled boots, well you might just fall on your @$$ and hit your head on the tile floor while simultaneously emitting an alarming guttural sound. In front of a dining room full of people. Your cup careening across the floor. Leaving a trail of ice like a drunk comet. If that happens to you, just start laughing to diffuse the tension in the room. Well, unless you're unconscious. Or mortally wounded. I'm just sayin'.


LikeUnlike · · November 25, 2011 at 6:11pm near Wichita Falls, TX

Rhonda Williams, Elaine Dittmer, Jennifer Gibson Eager and 4 others like this..





Debbie Cook I thought u were going to see the trains!? Hope ur ok!!

November 25, 2011 at 6:58pm · LikeUnlike.Jennifer Gibson Eager You might be my coolest friend ;)

November 25, 2011 at 8:05pm · UnlikeLike · 1.Sue Ann Andrews No, Deb, it was at Braums today at lunch. Did you notice I was kind of quiet for a while after you guys got back to the house? Headache! I'm ok, though. :)

November 25, 2011 at 8:59pm · LikeUnlike.Kirsten Ahmann DiDonna Noooooo! (insert snort laugh) are you okay?? (hiccup, giggle). No seriously, are you ok?

November 25, 2011 at 9:04pm · UnlikeLike · 1.Elaine Dittmer Oh dear, why does it seem sooooo funny! The part I hate is when everyone comes to help you up and is sooo concerned.

November 26, 2011 at 8:05am · LikeUnlike.Sue Ann Andrews Yes, Kirsten, I'm ok. I'm a little sore today, but I should have expected that since I attacked the floor with such vigor. hahaha!

November 26, 2011 at 10:20am · LikeUnlike.Sue Ann Andrews Elaine, except for my gallant husband, no one came to help me up. Not even the employees. They totally should have offered me an ice pack for my head and some free ice cream. Mint chocolate chip. With one of those pretty pink spoons. That would have been awesome.

November 26, 2011 at 10:34am · LikeUnlike · 1...

So, we're sitting down to eat our Thanksgiving Feast and, during the brief silence that ensures as everyone digs in, Andrew shouts, "Hey Guys, somebody killed this turkey!" Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!
LikeUnlike · · November 24, 2011 at 4:27pm near Wichita Falls, TX
Renae Neves Keeton, Lester Lawler, Patricia PA Frey and 2 others like this.


Sue Ann Andrews ‎*ensues*
November 24, 2011 at 4:31pm · LikeUnlikeElaine Dittmer yep, Andrew is THE MAN!
November 24, 2011 at 5:22pm · LikeUnlike

Bag of Pee

Something your husband should *not* have to say to you: Babe, don't empty a bag of PEE on the lawn! Like · · November 22, 2011 at 9:39pm near Lubbock, TX Patricia PA Frey, Kirsten Ahmann DiDonna, Elaine Dittmer and 2 others like this. Rhandi Stanford I'm curious on why you have a bag of pee. November 22, 2011 at 9:59pm · Like Jack Taylor Um...where did you hear that?! November 22, 2011 at 11:17pm · Like Tracey Bronnenberg Manuel Hey, we're in a drought. Water's water! November 23, 2011 at 3:44am · Like · 1 Lester Lawler its good for the lawn..lol November 23, 2011 at 7:57am · Like Jennifer Gibson Eager hahahah November 23, 2011 at 10:44am · Like Sue Ann Andrews Well, let's just say we were on the road, in the middle of nowhere, it was dark, it was cold, the kids had to pee, and I had a bag . . . November 24, 2011 at 4:28pm · Like Jack Taylor ROFLMAO!!! November 24, 2011 at 4:30pm · Like Elaine Dittmer pee is good for the lawn, right? November 24, 2011 at 5:24pm · Like Joy Green-Foster LMBO November 24, 2011 at 7:59pm · Like Jennifer Gibson Eager What? No happy meal boxes? November 25, 2011 at 7:01am · Like

Happy Birthday

Susan G. Haddad Happy birthday, Sue Ann! Enjoy your donuts and day of traveling! Like · · See Friendship · November 22, 2011 at 8:21am Sue Ann Andrews Thanks, Susan! Happy Birthday to you, too! The donuts were delicious and I wore my little paper Krispy Kreme hat while I ate them. :) November 22, 2011 at 10:24am · Like

Susan G. Haddad Happy birthday, Sue Ann! Enjoy your donuts and day of traveling!
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Sue Ann Andrews Thanks, Susan! Happy Birthday to you, too! The donuts were delicious and I wore my little paper Krispy Kreme hat while I ate them. :)
November 22, 2011 at 10:24am

Something your husband should *not* have to say to you: Babe, don't empty a bag of PEE on the lawn!

LikeUnlike · · November 22, 2011 at 9:39pm near Lubbock, TXPatricia PA Frey, Kirsten Ahmann DiDonna, Elaine Dittmer and 2 others like this.


Rhandi Stanford I'm curious on why you have a bag of pee.
November 22, 2011 at 9:59pm · LikeUnlikeJack Taylor Um...where did you hear that?!
November 22, 2011 at 11:17pm · LikeUnlikeTracey Bronnenberg Manuel Hey, we're in a drought. Water's water!
November 23, 2011 at 3:44am · LikeUnlike · 1Lester Lawler its good for the lawn..lol
November 23, 2011 at 7:57am · LikeUnlikeJennifer Gibson Eager hahahah
November 23, 2011 at 10:44am · LikeUnlikeSue Ann Andrews Well, let's just say we were on the road, in the middle of nowhere, it was dark, it was cold, the kids had to pee, and I had a bag . . .
November 24, 2011 at 4:28pm · LikeUnlikeJack Taylor ROFLMAO!!!
November 24, 2011 at 4:30pm · LikeUnlikeElaine Dittmer pee is good for the lawn, right?
November 24, 2011 at 5:24pm · LikeUnlikeJoy Green-Foster LMBO
November 24, 2011 at 7:59pm · LikeUnlikeJennifer Gibson Eager What? No happy meal boxes?
November 25, 2011 at 7:01am · LikeUnlike

Lookin Hot

Date night with my man. I feel like I look pretty hot, even if my impression doesn't actually match reality. This evening's unusually-elevated Hotness Index is courtesy of Patricia and Susan . . . "Mrs. Patterson is wearing the beautiful green Magaschoni sweater gifted to her by Susan through the Christmas Street raffle along with the Stella & Dot Copa necklace Susan convinced her to buy from Patricia. These stunning pieces are paired with the *Holy Camel Toe, Batman!* tight jeans and the *Future Broken Ankle* wedges the Patricia convinced her to buy at Trend Society." Thank you, Ladies. Like · · November 18, 2011 at 7:12pm near El Paso Elaine Dittmer, Lester Lawler, Dennis Pabis and 4 others like this. Sue Ann Andrews I would be remiss if I didn't mention Jen, my other fashion consultant, who will be so proud that I knew how to spell Magaschoni. (shhh. Don't tell her, but I had to take off my sweater to check the brand name. Both times.) November 18, 2011 at 7:24pm · Like Patricia PA Frey ‎"Holy Camel Toe, Batman!!" Have fun, you deserve it! November 18, 2011 at 8:34pm · Like Jack Taylor Sounds HOTT!!! November 19, 2011 at 12:12am · Like Elaine Dittmer HCT,B? toooooo funny. November 20, 2011 at 7:56am · Like Jack Taylor No pictures from the night? November 20, 2011 at 8:01am · Like