inside out

just realized I was wearing my shirt inside-out for the second time in two weeks. (sigh) What's wrong with me?! And, more importantly, what's going to happen when I can no longer use the I'm-the-mother-of-two-small-children excuse? Like · · May 13, 2011 at 12:00pm Elaine Dittmer likes this. Rhandi Stanford I know it is Friday but maybe start drinking in the afternoon..lol. May 13, 2011 at 12:04pm · Like · 1 Patricia PA Frey Should we fill extra sippy cups full of our fav beverage for this evening?!! ;) May 13, 2011 at 12:27pm · Like Pamela Schultz You can't even use old age as an excuse. I've seen plenty of shirts on the racks in the store that are made that way. May 13, 2011 at 12:34pm · Like Lisa Anselmo call it a new fashion trend. May 13, 2011 at 12:55pm · Like Elaine Dittmer ummm, maybe by the time the kids stop driving you around the bend you can use 'the change' as an excuse? May 13, 2011 at 2:08pm · Like Lester Lawler they will put you in a home..lol May 13, 2011 at 3:21pm · Like

cougar

This is too bad because I was really looking forward to my "Cougar" years. In all seriousness, Ladies, wear what you want as long as you want to. If people don't like it, well . . . you know the rest. How Old Is Too Old to Wear a Miniskirt? www.stylelist.com Over 35? Boy, do we have some news for you A recent survey out of Britain revealed that no one wants to see you in a miniskirt. Period. Like · · Share · May 13, 2011 at 4:17pm Elaine Dittmer and Sean Fuller like this. Elaine Dittmer well I think it's when they think you're wearing 'baggy tights' with your miniskirt, and you're NOT wearing any tights at all! That would be my vote. May 13, 2011 at 5:06pm · Unlike · 1 Dom Nguyen Look at Tina Turner's legs! May 14, 2011 at 12:47pm · Like Elaine Dittmer I try not to think about Tina Turner! She's got everything I don't talent, and legs that lasted! May 15, 2011 at 9:05am · Like

new lawn guy

Is amused that I am impressed by the following recommendation: "I have a lawn guy who shows up when he's supposed to, most of the time, and he's actually pretty reliable." I had heart palpitations when they guy asked if he could come over today (same day!) and look at the lawn. I didn't even know how to respond! That's never happened before. Usually, they don't even return our call. Like · · May 12, 2011 at 1:08pm Elaine Dittmer and Jennifer Gibson Eager like this. Jennifer Gibson Eager If you don't like him--I have a very good one who will actually CALL when he doesn't plan on showing up. It's the little things :) May 12, 2011 at 1:25pm · Like Elaine Dittmer My lawn guy lives with me! May 12, 2011 at 1:27pm · Like · 1 Pamela Schultz I am my lawn guy. May 12, 2011 at 2:09pm · Like

poo poo head

could not stop laughing when A's teacher told me that Andrew bid farewell to his chapel teacher yesterday by saying, "Bye Bye, Poo-Poo Head!" (In his defense, he *loves* to talk about poop and he adores his chapel teacher. So, I think it was meant as a term of endearment.) She probably thinks I'm a bad parent but . . . Bahahaha! Like · · May 12, 2011 at 4:55pm Lester Lawler, Patricia PA Frey, Jennifer Gibson Eager and 2 others like this. Sue Ann Andrews Luckily, his teacher helped him make an apology card for her. I'm glad my kids have such good teachers-they have to learn civility and humanity from someone. :D May 12, 2011 at 4:55pm · Like · 2 Pamela Schultz I'm glad they have good teachers too. It got you through mamy years inspite of your mother. May 12, 2011 at 5:27pm · Like Charlene Schultz-Miles that is hillarious would like to of seen your face! May 12, 2011 at 6:30pm · Like

headache

Andrew: Dad. Dave: (while telling me something important about work). Yea . . . blah blah . . . Andrew: DAD! I have a headache. Dave: What? You have a headache? Why? Andrew: (pause, pause, pause a little more, then quietly) because you're talking. ~SPL~ (ie: Secret Parent Laughing) Me (under my breath): Welcome to my world, son. Like · · June 10, 2011 at 7:32pm Elaine Dittmer, Lisa Anselmo, Kirsten Ahmann DiDonna and 2 others like this. Pamela Schultz Gotta love him, both of them. June 10, 2011 at 7:48pm · Like

Mother's Day

So, Andrew uses his feet to push me off of a bench he wants to sit on, and I said, "Andrew what are you doing?" He said, "It's mother's day. That means we do things that are nice." I said, "Exactly. And putting your feet on my butt and pushing me off a stool is *not* nice." He said, "Well, I was just helping you off, so I could sit." It's all in how you look at, I guess. :) Like · · May 8, 2011 at 5:14pm Claudia Holguin-Sossen, Lisa Anselmo and Elaine Dittmer like this. Lester Lawler this guys going to be President..lol May 8, 2011 at 5:32pm · Like Elaine Dittmer well nice is relative. May 8, 2011 at 6:35pm · Like Priti Shah ‎:) May 8, 2011 at 7:38pm · Like