Saturday, December 3, 2011

Eight Names

Everyone has 8 names. 1. Your Real Name: Sue Ann 2. Your Gangster Name (first 3 letters of your real name plus -izzle): Sueizzle (sounds like something on the dollar menu at the Sizzler.) 3. Your Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal): Pink Pug. ('Nuff said. Watch your back.) 4. Your Soap Opera Name (middle name & street you live on): Ann Honey Willow. 5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name): And-An. (Easy to say when you've had wine. Otherwise, pretty lame.) 6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Green Wine. (Green Diet Coke doesn't sound very bad-ass.) 7. Your Witness Protection Name (your mother's middle name): Sue (uhhh, doesn't help much.) 8. Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets): Black Changa. (pronounced ChOnga. Not ChAYnga. The first one is so much more goth and cool.) Make your status and see what your names are! Like · · December 3, 2011 at 9:07pm near El Paso

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